How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a singing rodent?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
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