What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why was the bee sad?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Which dogs love to study science?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?