How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
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