What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why was the mime upset?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?