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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why do bees buzz?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

How do you get kids to do something?

I broke my finger!

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?