What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where does a camper keep his money?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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