What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is the strongest animal?
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