What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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