What reads and lives in an apple?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?