Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?