Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why do two skunks argue?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?