Why was the pirate late for work?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What country has the most fish?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What's the most determined bird?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?