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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?