What game does chlorine never lose?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?