Which animals make the best football players?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?