Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a short cow?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
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