Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
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