Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
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