Which bird would make a great farmer?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?