What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do bees buzz?
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