What kind of ant is good at math?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Which family member is always relieved?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?