What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?