What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do Scottish toads play?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What fish sings the best?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?