What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why are billionaires such good parents?