I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why was the bee sad?