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What's a bat's favorite game?

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Which tree can't stop crying?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which elf is the best singer?

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Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Where does cheese invest its money?