On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Which big cat never tells the truth?