What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's the friendliest national park?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

How do hurricanes see?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What animal loves Indian food?