Which fly makes films?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?