What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?