What animals make the best students?

What animal knows kung fu?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?