What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do all the planets get along?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?