What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why are trees always so positive?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?