What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?