How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Did you know about April 1st?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!