Which plant has the best roar?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?