What's the difference between weather and climate?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What fish loves to play in a band?