Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

How do bees get to school?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are stones so good at music?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?