Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?