Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the cow cross the road?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why was the broom late for school?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?