What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?