What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Did you know about April 1st?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Families are like fudge.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?