Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
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