What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Where do horses reside?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?