What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

How does a cow do math?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What car is the perfect size for mice?