What's red and smells like blue paint?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What nationality are most fish?

What birds make average students?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How do fleas travel?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?