Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?