Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?