Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?