Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

I'm not a bad putter.

What boat is great at getting a deal?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?