What's the coldest vegetable?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What cartoon character loves insects?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?