What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's a horse's favorite car?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What job did the corn on the cob get?