What says: oom oom oom?
A cow walking backward.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
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