What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What horn never makes a sound?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?