What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Do dads always snore?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's good for both poker and theater?