Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?