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Tell them not to do it.
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How are mountains able to see?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
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Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
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