How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
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