What siblings are always sad?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?