How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
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