How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Surprise!!!!
Which family member is always relieved?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
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