Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?