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Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What do you call an old snowman?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?