Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do bees gossip?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do elves learn in school?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What day do hands always go to church?

Where do belly buttons go to college?