Why are English teachers so smart?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?