To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why are billionaires such good parents?