What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

How does a penguin build its house?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What is a table you can eat?