What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
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