My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Which is the worst season?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?