What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Where do clowns go on vacation?