What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Where do books sleep?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?