Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What's E.T. short for?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?