My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are goats so funny?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
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