What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why are goats so funny?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?