What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?