Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?