Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why were the atoms always hungry?