What did the salad say to its dad?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did electricity win the race?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do ducks get after they eat?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.