Why is spring the oddest season?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why was the bunny upset?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

That bird won't stop squawking.