Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do you call a peanut in space?