What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Families are like fudge.

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?