What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why do mice need oiling?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What color are all the books in the library?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

How do you wash a lamb?