What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?