What school subject really rocks?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did one firefly say to the other?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What was the first animal in space?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?