What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

How much money does a skunk have?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?