What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?