Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What shape has a knighthood?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
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