Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
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