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They wolf down their food.
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Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How can you farm during the winter?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
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