Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is blue and not heavy?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
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