Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
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