I like telling Dad jokes.

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?