What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?