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What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do fish use for glasses?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?