What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the icy road say to the truck?