Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How do you get kids to do something?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Which fly makes films?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
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