Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

How do automobiles fly?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a retired vegetable?