Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
How do automobiles fly?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
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