Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
How does a cow do math?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
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