Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call two birds stuck together?