What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Where do kittens go to school?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?