Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What's a henway?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How do you grill cheese?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?