What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
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What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
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