What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Do dads always snore?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
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