What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What day is your mom always right?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How did the toad die?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
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