What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where does water do all its banking?
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