What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
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What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
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