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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

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What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

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What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How do automobiles fly?

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Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?