What is sand's favorite movie?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?