Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
It's Crowded!
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
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