Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What is another name for a cow?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?