Why are basketball courts always wet?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?