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What's the richest basketball team?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?