How do baseball players always stay cool?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What car always breaks the rules?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What does a panda ghost say?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?