What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What bird is losing its hair?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?