When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you give a sick pig?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?