What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

How do fish watch TV shows?