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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How do you make antifreeze?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do fairies always drink?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What does the sun drink out of?

What did the bread do on vacation?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

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What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?