How is life like toilet paper?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How are teens like cats?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?