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Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

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What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

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What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What do you call a dog in space?