What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
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Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
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Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
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