What kind of water does an angel like?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What is a spider's favorite book?

How do bears keep cool?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?