What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
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