I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?