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What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why do bees gossip?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?