What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?