What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is a table you can eat?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
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