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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

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What birds always travel in twos?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?