How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
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