How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which state is the cleanest?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a tired tree?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
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