What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why was the math book sad?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?