How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What fairy loves to count?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do hurricanes see?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
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