Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?