What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why don't ants get sick?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What building always gets stains on it?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why are books always so angry?

How was the wedding?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?