What kind of water does an angel like?
Holy water!
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A book just fell on my head.
What condiment has wings?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
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