What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

How do you get straight A's?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?