What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Families are like fudge.

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why do baseball players love bowling?