What did one firefly say to the other?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?