Where do German dogs sleep?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What's a decade's favorite sport?