What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?