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Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?