What snacks always have the best tan?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?