Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?