Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's a henway?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why do cows like being told jokes?