Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is the most attractive fruit?
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