Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
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