Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
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