How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What's the opposite of irony?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?