What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
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What's E.T. short for?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the foal cough?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
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What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How do scientists grow fruit?
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