What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
Which animal is the most religious?
What birds make average students?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
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