What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the foal cough?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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