What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which family member has tusks?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
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